jon

jon
1. (JON) (2924↑, 957↓)
Jon Short For [Jonathan] Meaning Gift From [God]....also known as a [sex GOD] ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his [Girl friend] and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much. you can Spell It Jonathan Johnathan (gay Verison) Jon John (gay version)

Jonathan Cares for His family Alot. Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend. Jonathan's close friends are also in [D-Squad]so is he. A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night" A2: "yeah\!, all i heard was OH GOD\!\!\!\! like 100 times in a row" A1: "Yeah\!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"

2. (Jon) (1122↑, 349↓)
John. (Gay version) Jon. (Awesome Version) Someone who is loyal to all of his friends. Who always has something funny to say. Someone who can always give you some great advise. You should be very proud to be with friends with a Jon.

"Are you friends with a Jon.?" "Yes. I am\! He is so the coolest." "I know\! He Is the best." "I know. He is totally awesome"

Author: TheLovelyTay http://jon.urbanup.com/3804481
3. (Jon) (757↑, 317↓)
a guy who is sexy and nice. but usaly has a girl friend

Man he's so hot\! he's a total Jon

Author: marybeth bitchhhhhhh http://jon.urbanup.com/3722450
4. (jon) (625↑, 233↓)
an extremely amazing awesome guy that is sensitive but quite outgoing when he wants to be. extremely attractive and fun to be around, jon will never bore you. he's got a great personality anf can make you smile all the time. caring and consiferate to girls. had feelings and is not a jackass or a jerk.

[omg] , jon is the [love of my life] . jon is the most wonderful respectful guy ever.

Author: amberlovesyouuu http://jon.urbanup.com/4351224
5. (jon) (282↑, 144↓)
sexy, smart, amazing, cute, funny, is single, really hot, cant resist loving him

girl 1: wow that guy is SO hot\! girl 2: he MUST be a [jon] girl 1: i think im gonna go ask him out girl 2: not if i do first bitch\!\!

Author: im azmzinggg \! http://jon.urbanup.com/4394174
6. (jon) (428↑, 294↓)
man who fixes computers...and by fixes computers, i actually mean have sex with "clients"

*telephone rings* client: i need a good fixin if you know what i mean ;) jon: all be right over, i need to pick up some rubbers client: see you in 5

Author: the 4th floor http://jon.urbanup.com/2823155
7. (Jon) (139↑, 25↓)
A really hot guy, the one that everyone wants. Hes also really popular and everyone wants to be his friend. Jons usually tend to get inside your mind and totally eff with it until you're at a loss to his control. Most guys get intimated by a Jon, girls will get angry that they are not good enough for him. But if you really work hard enough and put up with his crap, you might just get lucky and become his best friend.

Girl 1: Omg, I wish I was Jons girlfriend\! Girl 2: I know, omgz hes so hawt\! Boy 1: I hate Jon. .___. Boy 2: I know, why does he have to be so good at everything and steal all our females?

Author: itsnotwhoyouthinkitis2 http://jon.urbanup.com/5444682
8. (Jon) (88↑, 22↓)
Jon is a guy who will always be there for you.. He's a hard worker and when he wants to have a great time, he'll go for it.. He'll purse his goals and much more the girl he Loves .. He's not like the other guys who want a fling .. He's seriously serious about his relationship .. He's "the married type" .. He will love his girl unconditionally.. He's romantic with his sexy ways.. He loves family time , quality time is important to him... Jon is great around kidsl . He loves and respects his parents to the max .. Jon is a guy who loves surfing,concerts and rock music and travel, but most of all , he's a great Cook\! He has a great heart , he's what you'd want in any friend\! He's very funny .. Such a joker ..but knows how to be serious :) A guy with a name like Jon.. Is a keeper \! ;)

Dude\!\! That's sick [Jon] \! Wow\! This is tasty\! Thanks [Jon] \! I [love] you [Jon] \!

9. (jon) (650↑, 596↓)
(used mostly in massachusetts) the squad's word for alcohol, alcoholic drinks (jons), drinking (jonning), or to be drunk.

the party was crazy last night, i was so jon\!

Author: squad member http://jon.urbanup.com/1797354
10. (Jon) (108↑, 59↓)
A [confusing], self centered [dip shit]. Who I've liked for a long time, and I can't get [him] out of my [mind]. I [hate] you, but I [love] you\!

Jon, you are amazing and I hate you for it.

Author: Person who will remain secret http://jon.urbanup.com/5372414
11. (Jon) (46↑, 31↓)
Jon is a gift - a wonderful gift that keeps on giving\!

This gift called Jon means never having to say soz\!

Author: silverdarling http://jon.urbanup.com/4662446
12. (Jon) (40↑, 32↓)
A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive [chode], while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test [Noah's Ark]. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex deepthroat.

Man \#1: "Hey bro, who's over there bashin out all those [skeezies]?" Man \#2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."

13. (Jon) (16↑, 19↓)
COMPLETE MAN WHORE\! if you are "pretty" have two legs and a pussy he is after you. and then dont let these "Jons" get inside your mind becasue they will crush your heart then use the little pieces as confittee. Jons are ussualy very out going and know as a laddies man. can seem to get any girl he wants.

Cheyenne: hey what do you think about Jon? Miranda: complete manwhore. tears gurls apart. despise him. Cheyenne: I know right\!

Author: angelandprincess25 http://jon.urbanup.com/5897252
14. (Jon) (134↑, 142↓)
[Cumbersome] (difficult to deal with due to size and weight). Is also a big dick.

The movers said that the piano is very jon.

Author: Diana & Sheila http://jon.urbanup.com/3180185
15. (Jon) (1↑, 10↓)
A king size joint roll to be enjoyed during a long session as a personal or in a party.

Yo, I'm bout to roll a jon in dis bitch. its been a minute since i blazed a jon son.

Author: BlazeJonson http://jon.urbanup.com/6238892
16. (Jon) (5↑, 30↓)
A term used for someone who acts in a [shady][dishonest] manner and constantly tries to make people feel bad for him/her

Person 1: My house is going under foreclosure, I don't make enough money working late night shifts at a chocolate factory, and I can't ever make it on time to college. Person 2: Dude stfu, I saw you buying a $20 cake at shoprite. Don't go all Jon on me.

17. (Jon) (3↑, 39↓)
An unattractive, short, flimsy male who is also known as a manipulative wangster. This type of person often tries and thinks they are unique, but they are just like every other dick; brainless and self-centered.

Girl: Shut up\! You are such a Jon\! Stop trying to be cool, you are not\! Boy: Be silent, I know what I am saying is cool. I am unique. Girl: Really, I think everyone says "Bad ass" not just you

Author: Thatonegirl002 http://jon.urbanup.com/6196804
18. (jon) (150↑, 187↓)
Used to describe an object, person, basically anything that the speaker likes or enjoys. May be derived from [joint]. In heavy use in the Philadelphia area.

a. That movie's the jon\! b. I saw my cousin the other day - he's my jon. c. That jon is hot\!

19. (Jon) (25↑, 147↓)
A form of [sanitary]. Usually known as a toilet.

"Im just going to the Jon\!" "Ok, make it a quick one" "Im not making any promises"

Author: Youknowitstruebub http://jon.urbanup.com/4572258
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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